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Letter: Find hot deals for all your mass murder needs in the Daily Lobo

Editor,

Hey, if you wanna go on a shooting spree right here on this campus, you need go no further for your multi-shot rifles, complete with scope and ammo, than letting that huge overflowing advert insert from the Daily Lobo just fall into your hands and line of sight.

It’s just a catalog of sporting goods? Sure! But some of us students are big enough to be what they sell lethal stuff for, as in “Big Game.”

And what do we see here in the back: a sale on that cutesy drone! So what next? Weaponized drones advertised “for hunting in the vast, inhospitable desert lands of New Mexico, where who would want to trudge miles just to spot that juicy bod?”

Now with one of them drones you wouldn’t need to git on campus to do your thing, woudja? You could just do it from the safety of your dorm room.

Sincerely,

Arun Anand Ahuja

UNM student

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