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Chile does not a New Mexican make

Last updated: 09/01/10 12:08am

I hate green chile.
Something about the feisty little plant just doesn’t connect with my taste buds, but more than I hate green chile, I hate the cult of exclusivity that goes along with the fiery diet staple.

It’s out of hand: green chile burritos, green chile cheeseburgers, etc. For god’s sake, there is a dish where a green chile is fried, stuffed with cheese, and then smothered with green chile. It needs to stop.

The problem with green chile is the sense that only New Mexican people can partake of the vegetable, and that somehow sets the population apart from the rest of the country. But it doesn’t. In fact, our reliance on green chile only further proves the conformity of our state’s citizens.

Here’s my theory behind the fevered spicy love: People only love green chile because it is naturally available in the state. When out-of-towners come here, they quickly develop a love for it, but only because they are brought into contact with it. So everyone likes it. Everyone that eats it with regularity, anyway, which leads to my next point.

Liking green chile is nothing novel. It’s simple, actually. If some yuck from New York, California, across the sea or anywhere can come here and fall for it, then it’s nothing special. Do you hear me? Green chile is not special! It’s just another regional dish that regional folks pride themselves in to fill the vacuous space caused by a lack of personality.

Even worse is the fact that you aren’t considered “New Mexican” if you don’t like green chile, as is the case with me. I had a punk from New Jersey tell me I wasn’t New Mexican because I didn’t like green chile — me, who spent the better part of my childhood growing up in Española, where the general dialect is some kind of mix between ancient Spanish, broken English and the occasional “que no,” is not New Mexican enough.
Green chile robs the true New Mexicans such as myself of a heritage and then bequeaths it onto people from New Jersey, the home of Jersey Shore. Just think about that for a moment before you continue on with the rest of your day.

That being said, I know there are some of you nodding in disgust, “Chris, you can’t make this sort of blanket statement. Not everyone who likes green chile is filling the vacuous space where a personality should be. Some people just have taste buds inclined to spicier foods, and green chile, being in natural abundance here, offers those people a venue for their taste buds. And yes, the chile worship at times is ridiculous, but you can’t let the extreme ends of any culture speak for the culture as a whole. Just as all Middle Easterners are not terrorists, all white males are not rednecks or unibombers; all Asians are not good at math or part of the Yukaza; all black people are not good at basketball. You can’t let a portion speak for the whole.”

And if I were rational, I would agree with you. But I am not, and am not obligated to be in anyway shape or form. You can’t combat a ridiculous argument with logic. It’s like trying to put out a grease fire with water. You think it might help, but you are just going to make that puppy worse.

For example, if you tell me that all green chile lovers are not vacuous human beings, I will simply accuse you of being brainwashed by chile and break down your completely rational point in my completely irrational mind.
In a similar trend, completely rational people make well-thought points and reasons in favor of allowing a mosque to go up near ground zero are accused by crazy people of being terrorist sympathizers.

It would be nice to demand that these insane people like me and millions of others be sane and listen to logic, but that won’t work. We can shout louder. You can’t put out a grease fire with water; you have to smother it.
So until the sane people are willing to take extreme measures to put out the grease fire of America — which they won’t because they are sane and rational — be prepared to listen to the nation’s crazy people. Just try not to take it to heart.
But seriously, go to hell, green chile.

Published September 1, 2010 in Columns, Opinion

27 comments



BC

September 1, 2010 at 8:27 AM
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wow you clearly need to seek help, chili (red green or any variant) has been prized by humans for thousands of years, and here in NM its part of our culture and way of life. you don’t like it fine, but respect the fact that it is our culture and the rest of us LOVE it, move to New Hampshire if you don’t like it


Dugstool

September 1, 2010 at 9:49 AM
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You clearly gave this WAY too much thought. A “better part of your childhood” was spent in Espanola? Sounds to me like you ARE from somewhere else. Am I right? I am proud to be a fourth generation Nuevo Mexicano and 3rd generation burqueno. Lots of natives, including my sister, don’t like chile. But they have no reason to bash somehing that is truly our own and that we can be proud of. Don’t like chile? Cool. Don’t eat it.


rednvmom

September 1, 2010 at 10:19 AM
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This opinion article was the high point of my morning. I got the metaphor, too, but clearly the previous commenters did not. As a 3rd year carpet bagger myself, I am proud to say I am ‘from somewhere else’, if only because being from somewhere else and having traveled has opened my eyes to other experiences, creating in me a tolerance that few New Mexicans have exhibited toward me since I arrived here. Think I’m exaggerating? I have an entire blog deidcated to things in NM that #fail, and the top of the list right now is cultural acceptance of anything that isn’t “New Mexican”.


Dirge

September 1, 2010 at 10:33 AM
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Grab a coherient thesaurus/dictionary, find a toilet, be sure to understand verbs, nouns, congiations. Sit, write and cry!


connor

September 1, 2010 at 11:00 AM
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nice article, i do indeed see a bright future for you with a fox outlet in 10 years or so (when they develop a sense of humor). It will be a good place for you because there’s nothing more contemptible on this planet than a ‘new mexican’ who doesnt like green chile!!


El Verde

September 1, 2010 at 1:36 PM
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¿Por qué no te mudes a Washington? Allá no tienen comida picante, todo tiene el sabor de cartón, te conveniría.

Seriously tho, Green Chile is the only thing we’ve really got. What else can this state pride itself on? A strong cultural history of political corruption? A proud tradition of drunk driving fatalities? A governor whose main function seems to be sexually harassing 19-year-old secretaries?

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Oh yea, I forgot: We invented the single most destructive, immoral weapon ever conceived by the twisted minds of madmen.

Just another example of our friendly neighborhood newspaper gratuitously bashing the few good things we’ve got around here. You insult the local music scene, you barely mention the ABQ film festival and now you’ve even decided that green chile’s gotta go. Print something positive in a while.

Oh yea, and shut up about Locksley while you’re at it.


Joe Somebody

September 1, 2010 at 1:54 PM
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I really hate Chris Quintana. I can’t stand any of his articles (or the equally bad articles that his woman writes). Can we petition have him removed? Can we shame him into quitting? Is he just writing these horrible articles for his own entertainment? Is he laughing as he reads all of his hate mail???


Rational Fist

September 1, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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When a sane, rational person is confronted by a ridiculous one, the only sane and rational thing to do is punch them in their ridiculous mouth.


lol

September 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM
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Am I the only one who can see the humor in this article?!


Kyle

September 1, 2010 at 3:49 PM
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to lol – ya pretty much. The article tried to be fun and have a sense of humor but went too far and just started being mean spirited.

Big deal-you don’t like green chile. Then don’t eat it. But it is part of our culinary heritage and it is somewhat unique in the world.


loboloulou

September 1, 2010 at 4:08 PM
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Go stuff some jalapenos down your throat, Texan!


Chile today, hot tamale

September 1, 2010 at 4:36 PM
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i think El Verde nailed. Green Chile is the only thing we have to pride ourselves on in this state. Some would argue you can say we pride ourselves on Georgia O’Keefe, but ask kids today who she was and they can’t tell you. Some would say Brian Urlacher was a good thing to come out of this state, and I would agree. Too bad he will soon be forgotten (sorry Urlacher). Danny Granger? mayyyyybeee. The football team? puh-leeze. The only ALMOST pro team we have are the isotopes. while its fun to go there, they aren’t going anywhere big and won’t bring anyone big in here. oh, and by the way you can get green chile at the baseball stadium.

green chile has become part of our everyday diet here. you won’t go to Napa Valley and say that you HATE wine, that’s stupid, don’t go there if you don’t like wine. don’t eat chile if you don’t like it. simple as that.

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the only thing i will say you did well with this article is actually call it chile instead of chili. if you don’t know the difference, you aren’t New Mexican.


D.D.

September 1, 2010 at 5:39 PM
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damn it chris quintanta. damn it. stop complaining all the time. green chile is delicious food. clearly you’re running out of things to complain about. next time you need to vent just write in your journal about how much you hate your parents


Aaron

September 1, 2010 at 7:13 PM
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Wow, this article is terrible. If you need to vent then do it in your daily dairy. Whoever allowed this to be published in the Lobo ….wow..

Just makes the Daily Lobo (and yourself) look terrible.


ho hum

September 1, 2010 at 9:14 PM
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Shut up

September 2, 2010 at 8:31 AM
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No one cares. Seriously. I hate when people feel the need to get on their soap boxes with their whiny rants. So what if you don’t like chili. You’re not special. Lots of people don’t. And lots of people do. Now let’s all live in harmony.


Sasha

September 2, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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To lol – No, you aren’t the only one who can find the humor in this article.

To rednvmom – Where can we locate your blog? I too am from somewhere else, have traveled and lived in many unique places around the world, and am always intrigued at the various ways people define what is culturally significant (and what they are quick to be offended by.)

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To everyone else – The author goes out of his way to state that he is being irrational and insane in his rant. I know green chile is an important part of New Mexican cuisine, and therefore New Mexican culture, but to define whether or not a person is a “true New Mexican” based on their liking of a particular dish is going a bit far.


j

September 2, 2010 at 10:52 AM
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Maybe a cartoon of a green chili wearing a turban would have helped you get your point across. I liked the method and the message, probably the best thing of yours that i’ve read. Keep writing and you will perhaps make a buck at it one day.


lol

September 2, 2010 at 4:33 PM
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j-

Agreed.


LP

September 2, 2010 at 6:37 PM
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Maybe he doesn’t like it because he wasn’t exposed to it enough as a kid. Maybe his mom didn’t make green chile very often because she didn’t like it either. Seems to me, green chile is underripened chile. Who likes underripened food?


not the biggest chris q fan but this is awesome

September 2, 2010 at 11:13 PM
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@everyone besides j sasha lol and rednvmom: this article has nothing to do with green chile. please read articles before you comment, cause you all appear as fools.


no kyle, you missed it

September 2, 2010 at 11:19 PM
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no kyle you missed it


really? you idiots don't understand analogy?

September 2, 2010 at 11:36 PM
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fantastic article chris! too bad most of the comments seem to be from the very people you address in it. frustrating how stupid they make our university and state look.


sick of Quintana

September 3, 2010 at 10:14 AM
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YUCK! I am sick of Chris bitching all the time. Yes, we understand you’re so witty that it goes over the heads of the masses often. But as a so-called journalist is that really something to aim for seeing as you are writing for the masses?
“I’ll keep writing and maybe you’ll get it” JESUS, get off your high horse and realize that you are not as smart as you think you are.


Urban Tarzan

September 3, 2010 at 6:27 PM
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I’m sorry guys, but what state is our education system when no one understands metaphor. Good job Chris, see you around.

This is coming from a guy who sleeps in trees and spends all his time on rooftops. Read people.

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