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April Fools Day Special: Spider-Man — Friend or foe to UNM campus?!
Betty Brant | April 1The Spider-Man visited the Duke City to help put an end to a marauding gang on campus. The obtuse gang of mathletes had become an acute problem on campus, a UNMPD office said. Members were reported to have been telling other students to go cosine themselves. The gang most recently had beaten a group of biology majors to within a faction of their lives.
