Editor,
As I ambled into Zimmerman Library yesterday, I was pleasantly greeted by the techno dance music that lately has polluted the air surrounding the SUB. Similar to Venice Beach, which attracts hobos masquerading as "street performers," the area surrounding the SUB has seemingly become the Mecca for loitering burnouts.
It fills me with great pleasure to know that although the vast majority of the employed and educated world is burdened by daily hassles such as school and work, there still remains a privileged faction of society that is devoid of personal responsibilities and as such can waste their days dancing poorly to music that a 5-year-old with ADD and a $10 keyboard could construct.
I noticed that a new burnout was admitted into the prestigious society of dancing losers. Apparently all that is requisite in order to join this elite group is the keen ability to flail about with one's limbs, a disheveled and penniless appearance, and a degree of free time that would rival that of a common household animal.
Although great ambiguity surrounds the specific requirements for joining the esteemed organization, I have my fingers crossed that the traveling rave party continues to grow and flourish.
An increase in burnouts that waste their time dancing instead of garnering an education not only ensures that UNM students are thoroughly entertained, but also guarantees that years down the road UNM students will be blessed with an unparalleled McDonald's crew that shall deliver our Big Macs and fries with a smile and a jig.
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Matt Sanchez
UNM student
