by Andre van der Merwe
Daily Lobo
Who wakes up and says to themselves, "Today I'm going to make a brainless decision?" Not most people. However, come draft day, there definitely will be more than one team thinking it.
The more I hear about Ricky Williams, the more I think nose jobs, blown cash, freaky outfits and a bad decision. Yes folks, it may just be a rumor now, but one day DNA tests will prove the relation between Williams and Michael Jackson. Just look at the facts. Both are black; both aren't black. Both play dress up on days other than Halloween. Both have been given more money than Donald Trump has spent buying a new wife. Neither could get a corporate sponsor even if they had new faces. The key word here is faces, as in plural - sorry Michael. The main point I'm getting at here is bad picks, whether it be draft picks or lotto picks.
This next pick has the potential to be so bad, I mean so utterly bad.
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And it's none other than the incomparable Marcus Vick. Vick wouldn't be simply a bad draft pick: He would be just one more person I could add to the Williams-Jackson family tree. I mean after all, the three of them have been charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Vick was convicted in May 2004 for it. Jackson has been charged half of his musical career with it.
As for Williams, you might not know it, but he has been accused as well. If you've ever heard Williams speak or had a rough idea of how he thinks, you'd realize he himself is a minor. So when Williams dropped the football and picked up the pipe, he contributed to the delinquency of his own minordom. As for Vick, who seems to be trying to beat out Lawrence Taylor's off-the-field fiascoes before he even makes it to the league, he's on nothing more than a prayer if he thinks he'll go in the first round. Apparently the Eagles and the Packers have been caught meddling with the likes of Vick.
My warning to them is watch out before you end up in a cell next to him, Ricky Williams and Michael Jackson.
