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The following is a work of satire from the editor of the local ‘zine, The Nightly Noodle Monthly. Expect future guest columns from Ms. Avenue, and, as always, the views reflected in this article do not represent the paper at large.
I would like to respond to the May 4 article by Luke Holmen entitled “Professors leave UNM for better salaries.”
It’s really a shame that Harold Camping, who predicted the rapture would come on May 21, was wrong. My problem would have been solved whether or not I got raptured. Either I would have ascended to the Kingdom of Heaven, or (a far more likely scenario) I would have stayed behind in a post-apocalyptic wasteland inhabited solely by sinners who proved unworthy of ascension.
Well, it’s finals week again.
Over the past two days, the Daily Lobo has received numerous complaints about a cartoon that ran in our Opinion section on Tuesday.
This is the time of year when I wave my arms and shout into the void, helplessly hoping that I can convince you to take care of yourself.
Breakfast
My girlfriend and I moved in together last semester. We both go to school and both work, but we’re not making enough money to keep up. It has been really stressful, and lately she has gotten all hostile and moody. She stalks around, sulks and glares like she’s mad at me. I’m struggling on the inside with the same things she is, but none of that seems to matter to her. I don’t need her moods on top of everything else. Do you have any advice?
Fellow citizens of the blue planet, Happy Earth Day 2011!
When returning to school as a full-time student, I thought, “How will I ever survive taking 16 credit hours in an eight-week semester?”
Editor,
Dr. Peg is out this week, so I will be filling in as the voice of health-consciousness.
Chuck Klosterman wrote an entertaining discourse on popular culture called “Eating The Dinosaur,” wherein he argues that, “It is interesting to not know things.”
by Troy Linthicum Daily Lobo Guest Columnist
There is no shortage of reasons to hate Facebook.
Dear Facebook:
Yesterday I read an article in the Guardian that exposed the FBI for destroying thousands of files in the 1940s, containing reports of alien spacecrafts (UFO’s) from all over the United States.
Dear Dr. Peg,
I have to pass a math class in order to graduate. While I respect math and its precision, you could literally sink Albuquerque in the void that is my desire to work on math. I’m a languages major, and I can’t see when I would ever, ever, need to graph a quadratic function.
You are in a bad mood all the time.
Solutions by The State News
