I claim to be no genius, but I would say my intuition when it comes to sports is a tad uncanny.
It might be the time I spent with carnies when I was younger, or it may be I'm just really good at what I do.
So with that pretentious rambling aside, I give you the picks for this week's NFL games.
And I know I'm going eat my words when I get them all wrong, but for the time being, let it be known I am undefeated so far this season.
Cleveland Browns (minus-3) at New York Giants
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Apparently Phil missed the memo that the Browns would barely make a BCS bowl. Note to Phil: Life for a Browns' fan is and always will be hell.
Giants, 17-13
Green Bay Packers (minus-6) at Indianapolis Colts
Brett Favre doesn't pronounce his last name right, but he's a great actor - see "There's Something About Mary," - and an even better quarterback. In addition, Colts' Ironman Edgerrin James is injured again - Ironman, sorry, I meant Iron Chef.
Packers, 33-30
Dallas Cowboys (minus-2) at Washington Redskins
I'd prefer it if this game was settled on the frontier, but the gridiron will have to suffice. th Redskins will bring the hurt to Vinny Testaverde and the dialysis machine he has to cart around with him while he plays.
Redskins, 21-17
Philadelphia Eagles (minus-4) at Detroit Lions
Philadelphia: the birthplace of our Constitution. Detroit: the birthplace of factory smog. Both great contributions to our country, but only one can win here. Go Lions!
Lions, 24-21
Pittsburgh Steelers (minus-1) at Miami Dolphins
The spread never lies, and neither did Ricky Williams when he retired to pursue a higher ground. Puff, puff, pass Rick. Your Dolphins don't need you. Yet.
Dolphins, 16-13
