Male professors should be run through sheep dip, shot

Editor,

Speaking as a male faculty member, I would say most of us men deserve to be put down. I think that's the compassionate, sensible, likeable and pleasant thing to do. Most male professors spend their days drooling away in their offices or sucking up valuable classroom space. Essentially men are useless, especially professors.

The best way to reward a male teacher is to put him to sleep. Because we here at UNM are so compassionate, sensible, likeable and pleasant, we should show the same mercy to the male teacher that we show to our discarded pets. That's why I'm calling for a voluntary male professor euthanasia program here at our beloved University.

Come on guys, you know you should be run through sheep dip and shot between the eyes, so just surrender peaceably.

James Burbank

UNM faculty