*April Fools’ disclaimer
April Fools’ comes once a year, fools.
Today’s paper is full of satire, nonsense and non sequiturs.
Read up, drink up, shut up, play hard.
For entertainment purposes only.*
Editor,
After attending a recent freshmen Bobo orientation, I noticed that the only thing served for lunch when my parents came was Mexican food. I find this kind of blatant racism is repugnant. After my four years of high school, I can safely say that I know the definition of racism and this is it. What are all the non-Latino people supposed to eat? Where are the Twinkies and hamburgers?
UNM says it has a goal of promoting diversity, but how is a campus supposed to be diverse when everyone except one race is dying from hunger?
Luckily I saw that there is a McDonald’s conveniently located right outside of campus and have subsisted on McNuggets for the last few months.
On an unrelated note, has anyone ever heard of the freshmen 50?
Chuck R. Neck
UNM student
