*April Fools’ disclaimer
April Fools’ comes once a year, fools.
Today’s paper is full of satire, nonsense and non sequiturs.
Read up, drink up, shut up, play hard.
For entertainment purposes only.*
Editor,
You should include more coverage on the themes of isolation and preserving desperation in “Bartleby, the Scrivener” and if you could do it sometime before the end of the week that would be even better.
Not an English Student, Mateo Pizo
Editor,
I demand to know why you have yet to review the instant classic, “Mega Shark v. Giant
Octopus.” It won best picture in the Academy Awards and Golden Globes along with best screenplay in India. You would think something like that would garner at least some recognition, but no! I’ve been forced to live another year without media coverage for this genius film. Jesus Christ, let’s get on the ball already.
Octavius Sharkson
Daily Bobo burner
Editor,
I am not saying there is, but if there was a cock-fighting arena in my backyard, what would be the best way to deal with the death squawks and chicken innards so that my neighbors wouldn’t say anything?
Toshi Schlemner
Daily Bobo reader
Editor,
Hey, you guys wouldn’t happen to know any good conspiracies would you? I am kind of bored in class, and I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a while. What I’m saying is that I could really use a good crackpot theory to lose myself in and make my life exciting again. Something involving mind control or shadowy governments ruled by super-intelligent cats would be pretty nice.
Andy Cervantas
UNM student
Editor,
If I counted all the times I found a typo in the Bobo, I wood be a millionaire. Seriously how hard could it be to remember coma rules? I mean its like you dont even try to remember your apostrophes, guys. You should really consider buying a gramar gide to learn the rules of capitalization?
William Ledge
UNM Student
Editor,
I need to know this immediately: If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear, does it affect the rate at which a wood chuck chucks wood? Also, I have to know what the sound of one hand clapping is. When’s the Daily Bobo going to cover some hard news?
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Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Farmington
Editor,
I am writing to the community to see if anyone can identify that one guy in that movie with a bunch of people at that place in another country where stuff happens.
Winifred Butterface
Editor’s note: Jude Law
Editor,
Could you let Obama know that I think he’s doing a pretty good job, but why hasn’t he fulfilled his promises regarding freedom for the mole people residing underneath Dane Smith? I mean, it’s not like conditions underground are getting any better. Furthermore, all this new legislation for health care and student loans doesn’t mean anything for the country if the mole people are subjected to the caverns.
Tim Laos
Taos
Editor,
You should do an April’s Fool issue.
Henry Henry
Bobo Aficionado
