Editor,
I read with great interest professor Burbank’s piece concerning the proper method for dealing with the (un)Occupy protesters (curious how it always comes back to the world government of the United Nations whenever you’re dealing with anarchists, isn’t it?)
Burbank is right on when he suggests that something must be done with these detestable vermin. However, his ultimate solution to the problem is utterly lacking. We should not devour them, as the Irish do. Instead, I put it to your readers that we should all fall on our knees and pray to our Lord and Savior, the ultimate capitalist, Jesus Christ. If enough of us sincerely repent our sins (especially the gay ones), Christ will return and fix our economy, whereupon each and every one of us will become so utterly rich that we will be able to afford our own camels to carry us all up to Heaven (aside from the Occupy hippies, who will, of course, be sent to Hell for suggesting that the tax code be revised).
Further, I believe that if enough of us pray hard enough, the Prince of Peace will personally punch each and every last one of the protesters so hard that their dreadlocks/beards will fall off.
Come, UNM students! Let us rise up and take back our country from these violent, dangerous radicals!
Lawrence Allen
UNM community member
