Editor,
Everybody knows just what leftist John Birchers you Daily Lobo rats are. You never report the real news. You never ask the good questions. You’re too afraid. For instance, how wise is Groupwise?
A group of UNM scholars and scientists wants to know. The group’s recent 50-page report goes on and on about just how foolish Groupwise really is. “We found Groupwise deficient in four out of five user-compassion sensitivity examinations,” said a UNM psychologist who refused to be identified due to potential security clearance issues.
“Basically, Groupwise is idiotic,” snarled computer science student Filip Negativ. “We gathered in groups to interact with Groupwise. We built signal fires at crucial intersections of the Northeast Heights. We tried every tool in our rather substantial bag, and Groupwise stubbornly remains to this day smug and indifferent. It has no idea how blind and ignorant, how determined, how graceless, how numb, how proud, how downright group-clueless Groupwise is.”
James Burbank
UNM faculty
Editor’s Note: This letter is intended as satire.
