Editor,
IT Customer Misreport Services
From 9/20/2012-9/20/4012
To bolster our fading and unresponsive network, all IT will become totally invisible for the duration. The services affected will be:
• Web mail
• Groupwise
• WebCT
• UNM website
• Telephones
• Cell phones
• Students (especially those who don’t come to class)
• Faculty (especially those who don’t come to class)
Unaffected services:
• Administration
During this time, IT will issue qualifying students, faculty and staff special 3-D glasses, so your email may be seen by third-party purveyors, credit card companies and other FERPA violators who want your Social Security number.
Please do not attempt to respond to this email.
We are asleep and do not wish to be disturbed.
Replies will be discarded.
James Burbank
UNM faculty
