I feel so sorry for you, John. You're getting a world-class education for a fair price. You have a forum to voice your opinions, however asinine, through this newspaper. If you somehow graduate, you'll be qualified for numerous high-paying jobs. Boohoo.
I just realized that I like NOFX for the same reason I hate the Rolling Stones. Both bands are old and way past their prime. The members look like they have been to hell and back. Their new music pales in comparison to their older stuff.
Pearl Jam is probably the worst band name in history. Nonetheless, it's a good name for its latest album, Pearl Jam.
Bill Weeks, one of the most successful football coaches in UNM history, passed away Tuesday night at an Albuquerque hospital. Funeral arrangements are pending.
Winning the lottery isn't always as nice as it sounds. For instance, you can be stuck with the winning ticket in jail. And your cell mate could be a deranged pedophile named Bilbo Baggins.
In the classic "Lost in Space" television series, the robot would frequently shout, "Warning, Will Robinson - danger, danger!" Perhaps we need him at UNM to warn the incoming 2006 freshman class about our faculty and staff's lunatic rants.
Solar energy is returning to the mechanical engineering building. Assistant professors Andrea Mammoli and Peter Vorobieff received a $200,000 grant in February from the New Mexico Energy, Minerals and Natural Resources Department to refurbish the solar panels adorning the roof of the building.
Mitch Hastings compares his Web site to Myspace.com. But it's not for people looking to check out the latest bands or find someone to hook up with.
In the next week I will be jettisoned from the mildly informative and somewhat overpriced college teat from which I have been suckling for five or so years. A little weary of the world I am.
When I started writing for the Daily Lobo four years ago, I had two goals in mind. The first, and most important, was to interview Natalie Portman, woo her with my witty banter and dashing good looks and thus begin the greatest love affair of all time.
Construction on George Pearl Hall is well under way and on schedule, said Gabriella Gutierrez, associate dean of the School of Architecture and Planning.
The smell of smoke can still be detected at the entrance of Zimmerman Library, and students preparing for finals are feeling the absence of one of their most important resources - a place to study.
Michael Nakamaye is used to getting prestigious awards. The mathematics professor received teacher of the year at Harvard in 1999, five years after completing his doctorate.
Give the head coach of UNM's club lacrosse team three to five years, and the team will be playing for a national championship.
Alcoholism should have treatments similar to other chronic diseases, said Bill Miller, a UNM professor. "There are no 21-day treatments for diabetes or heart disease or asthma," he said. "So if this is a chronic disease, we should treat it like one."
Tim Gutierrez said he planned on attending graduate school out of state after getting his bachelor's degree at UNM. But he took a position at the University, becoming a coordinator of special programs.
The most important job of any university Board of Regents is hiring the right president. To do that, we regents first have to do our homework. We need to make sure we are hiring the right person at the right time - and the only way to find out what kind of president the University of New Mexico needs right now is by asking a lot of questions.
After the NCAA Championships, I thought it would be years before I saw the same amount of blood, sweat and tears pour out onto a basketball court.
Answers to some of the most important questions about the Zimmerman Library fire remain shelved. State Fire Marshal John Standefer said an investigation is still ongoing about whether the fire on Sunday was caused by a person, where it started and when the building will be safe for public access.
Solutions by The State News
