Editor,
Pope Benedict VXI recently informed the world that unfertilized embryos have rights.
If one can possibly get past the absurdity of this comment, it has far reaching consequences.
If embryos are people, then they have the same rights as all humans.
If this is so, then they have the right to organize, as do all the people in the world, and the right to a fair day's pay for a fair day's work.
And so, today I declare the unionization of all unfertilized embryos. I herby found the Unified Embryonic Workers Society. This organization will be dedicated to the protection of the right to work that is so dear to unfertilized embryos.
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No longer will the shackles of the capitalist society detain the unfertilized embryo from realizing its dreams, its aspirations and its destiny.
Unfertilized embryos of the world unite - you have nothing to lose but your chains.
Will Veeder
UNM staff
