Spring Break is upon us. You now have exactly one week to let the groove you have finally managed to work yourself into fizzle into disarray. The remaining eight weeks will be absolute hell on Earth. All is lost.
Now that you know you are doomed, try to enjoy yourself.
But you are broke - Ramen Noodle broke - and the universe doesn't love you enough to bless you with a rich daddy or a creepy older man to finance your excursion to Cancun.
It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Bleak.
Don't worry. We've got you covered. The sick minds at the culture desk racked their brains and came up with some cheap stuff you can do to keep your mental health in good order. Most of this will cost you less than $20.
Allow me to present Spring Broke.
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Enjoy.
- John Bear, Culture editor
