Editor,
I would just like to communicate a missive to Aaron X. - for extreme - Lenard, on the subject of his letter on Wednesday. I notice he mentioned "liberal elites" and "social elites" in his letter, referring to Joachim Oberst and company. As a liberal, I of course include myself in their ranks, and so I'll say this: Don't dis liberal elitism until you've tried it. It's really pretty awesome.
We have these great meetings where we plot to make abortions mandatory, hold workshops on America-hatred and terrorist-appeasement and roast marshmallows over burning American flags. The best part is, since we are all funded by George Soros, the drinks are free.
It's like being part of a cool non-secret secret society, and I can be an "elite" even if I have to eat ramen for dinner. Also, our "social elite" status means we get invited to all the best parties. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite like rolling up to Aspen, Colo., in the old Bentley for a $1,000-a-plate lunch to support the United
Nations' takeover of America.
Doesn't that sound like fun? No? OK, if Lenard changes his mind, he should just walk up to the nearest liberal elite college professor and say: "Cheney shot the Constitution in the face." He or she will know what to do. Otherwise, he should feel free to continue to snipe at us using his multiple sources, which by the content of his letter I'll wager include Fox News, The National Review, The Weekly Standard and Sean Hannity's radio show.
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Will Woodruff
UNM student
