Love. It’s something that we all want, but sometimes cannot find. I have spent the past year filling the Daily Lobo with stories about my search for love, my failure to find it and subsequent nights spent with boxed wine and friends.
As this semester comes to a close and my friends and I prepare for new adventures after graduation, I have been reflecting on our search for love this past year at UNM. If there is one phrase that applies to all of us it would be: “you belong with me.”
“I just want to make something work with us, Josh. I want to build a relationship.” That was what Sam told me last week. Before I continue with my newest relationship drama, some of you may be wondering what happened to Cody.
“Oh my God this hurts,” I said to my friend Scarlett last week. “I don’t think I can go any deeper,” she replied. “Remind me why we’re here again?”
Every week I write about something I don’t understand in the world of dating. But if there is one thing in the world that I do understand, it’s shopping.
If you are a Tinder user (or have a very rude boyfriend,) you have probably received this exact message at least once: “Wanna fuck.” “Isn’t it the best pick-up line you have ever heard?” Collette said one night after she received yet another one of these messages.
Spring has officially sprung at UNM. The grass is green, the sprinklers are overshooting onto the sidewalks and the trees that smell like semen are in full bloom. I decided to do some spring cleaning over break, which is when I discovered that I am a hoarder.
There are so many things in life that I will never understand. Curbside check-in at the airport, people who don’t drink Starbucks and most contact sports are just a few of them.
“Eric broke up with you because you wouldn’t give him a blowjob?” I asked Ashley a few days ago in the gym. “He said that I couldn’t satisfy him physically and that he would just end up cheating on me if those needs were not met,” Ashley said. “So we broke up because I didn’t want to give him oral sex multiple times per week.” Is this what dating has come to? Are these our options with men: oral sex or GTFO?
There are some things in life that are very hard to get. A passing grade in calculus, a hot body and discounted Lululemon are just a few, but one of the hardest things to get can be a second date.
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