Imagine a University policy which requires that you share access to any private computer you use at the University, such as your laptop, tablet or your computer in the dorms. For example, when you use your computer on campus, a University network administrator is able to install arbitrary programs on your computer.
Hello, I am a “non-traditional student” here at UNM. What makes me non-traditional? I received a bachelor’s degree in Engineering from NMSU in 1987. After graduating, I worked for the U.S.
Why is there fear of the job market among incoming students? There’s still a few jobs to be had in the harassment industry. Start while you’re still a student, and you will get plenty to put on your résumé. Practice right here in the dorms by knocking on that dweeb’s door early in the morning, every third morning for three months, and then run right back to your room and take three deep, morning breaths. If you’re too nerdy to have the guts for the above, fall back to more cyber-bullying, just like in junior high.
Daily Nebraskan, U. Nebraska via UWIRE I want you to write down all of your most positive attributes in a single Word document.
The summer is over. It had to happen sometime. And I while I hate to be the bearer of bad news, you do have to come back to class, but in the spirit of keeping you informed, I wanted to take a little time to remind you of the issues UNM faces this year.
What would happen if a student and a professor were attracted to each other and had a relationship? It might carry on quietly and happily, or it might be exposed.
No one is perfect. The devil is in the details. No good deed goes unpunished. These statements are all cliché, but every one accurately describes Bernalillo County’s Ethics Ordinance.
Bristol Palin has a gnat problem, and we all get to hear about it. That’s how she describes her estranged baby daddy, Levi Johnston, who, if her new memoir out this week is to be believed, took her virginity when she was 17 during a camping trip while she was drunk on wine coolers.
The following is a work of satire from the editor of the local ‘zine, The Nightly Noodle Monthly.
I would like to respond to the May 4 article by Luke Holmen entitled “Professors leave UNM for better salaries.” While the salary issue is definitely one that requires attention, I would like to comment on the assertions that faculty research productivity and support for faculty research are decreasing.
It’s really a shame that Harold Camping, who predicted the rapture would come on May 21, was wrong.
Well, it’s finals week again. The way I see it, you don’t need more encouragement or stress-relief tips.
Over the past two days, the Daily Lobo has received numerous complaints about a cartoon that ran in our Opinion section on Tuesday.
This is the time of year when I wave my arms and shout into the void, helplessly hoping that I can convince you to take care of yourself.
Breakfast Being the most important meal of the day, it is often ignored by us collegiate heroes and heroines.
My girlfriend and I moved in together last semester. We both go to school and both work, but we’re not making enough money to keep up.
Fellow citizens of the blue planet, Happy Earth Day 2011! All over the nation, people are gathering en masse to celebrate, both in appreciation of the natural world and because they want to raise awareness about some of today’s environmental woes: climate change, saving the polar bears, whales and sea turtles of the world, and preserving those beautiful, high-definition, TV-quality places featured in the “Planet Earth” series from being encroached upon by another Stepford wives subdivision. When asked, most people would say that they support these issues (how else are you going convince that cute hippie chick in Greek history to sleep with you?) But at the end of the day, have you really done anything to help?
When returning to school as a full-time student, I thought, “How will I ever survive taking 16 credit hours in an eight-week semester?” I was headstrong and had newfound pride in my abilities — something I had rarely experienced in the past — so I packed as many credit hours as possible into my schedule.
Editor, UNM students will vote now on boosting their own student fees by $107 a semester to pay for a new gym.
Dr. Peg is out this week, so I will be filling in as the voice of health-consciousness. I’m glad to have the opportunity because I think students should receive wellness tips from peers and trained professionals.
Solutions by The State News
